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545 Black Lungs

545 Black Lungs
4 years, 1 month ago Cigarettes are not addictive. Tell that to you mother who is recovering from nose reconstruction surgery and needs a cigarette so bad that she tapes her glasses to her forehead and drives her car to the farthest 7-11 she can find so that she can pick up a ... Cigarettes

544 MILF Mobile

544 MILF Mobile
4 years, 1 month ago Just as Batman has a Batmobile, MILF's need to have a MILF mobile. The only problem is that MILF mobile has to go when the kids come along...unless you have a few hot au pairs that drive your kids around in the Range Rover with the car seats while you ... Just as Batma

543 Cubed Steak

543 Cubed Steak
4 years, 2 months ago It might be worth it to go to a restaurant you're not terribly fond of to each cubed meats and vegetables if you were able to grill your wife's friend about her sex life when she was married to a Gay man. Hell, it might even be worth paying for the whole ... It might b

542 Booters

542 Booters
4 years, 2 months ago If you want to take your baby to Hooters to celebrate Mother's Day just because they have $10 off Mom's meal when you bring your children...that's on you. It's probably safe to say that the church ladies in the mall parking lot with Grandma, the Mom and ... If you want

541 Leave Connecticut Alone

541 Leave Connecticut Alone
4 years, 2 months ago It's important to be a good role model for our kids and to help our community. When someone needs a helping hand, it's an opportunity to set a good example by doing whatever you can to reach out and help. It's in that spirit that we're gathering friends ... It's import

540 Football Pot Pie

540 Football Pot Pie
4 years, 2 months ago There's nothing like some comfort food to make you feel all warm and happy inside. Fresh out of the oven chocolate cookies, a steaming plate of homemade macaroni and cheese or a piping hot chicken pot pie. It seems almost impossible to screw that up, ... There's nothin

539 Bring a Flashlight

539 Bring a Flashlight
4 years, 3 months ago Everyone has price. So what if you have to walk around on a disabled cruise ship for a week with feces up to your ankles and no chance of getting soft-serve ice cream 'round the clock for the entire week. Throw in a good, heavy period with no tampons or ... Everyone ha

538 It's Official

538 It\u0027s Official
4 years, 3 months ago When living without sleep becomes a way of life you get used to. When you can get up 5 times in the middle of the night and learn how to go right back to sleep. When you can run the gauntlet of children's toys in the middle of the living room without ... When living wi

537 Super Wife

537 Super Wife
4 years, 4 months ago A Super Wife is not your ordinary wife. This is one that still takes you out for a romantic Valentine's Day affair, even after 14 years. She's the one that takes you to that special restaurant at the strip mall where you play a sexy game of "spot the Dyke ... A Super Wi

536 Odd Year

536 Odd Year
4 years, 5 months ago Four more states that now allow Gay marriage, the first out Lesbian Senator, a President of the United States acknowledges Gay history for the very first time, and we have two challenges headed to the Supreme Court regarding DOMA and Gay marriage. A ... Four more state